My beloved Katie recently commented:
Tom, Did you get that video I sent you? The one you were in? I never heard from you.
If you didn't get it, let me know and I'll send it again.
Problem was, I have been spending weeks sitting in the living room, gloating over my "Best YouTube Phenomenon Costume" win.
So for 12 days, Katie's e-mail went unchecked. Turns out she sent me a horrifying video from the future.
Apparently John McCain is going to win the U.S. Presidential election tomorrow. And to make matters worse, I am going to be blamed for it!
This is just so unfair. I can't even vote because I am not an Earth citizen. Yet I am going to be blamed for John McCain winning and blowing up some guy's goats? WTF?
IS THERE NO JUSTICE IN THIS WORLD?
So, please, do me a favor. If you haven't yet voted, please vote for Barack Obama. Maybe we can change this future. I don't want to be hung in effigy or welcomed into the Bill O'Reilly fanbase. Please, VOTE!
-TOM!
